Send me a single one-way letter right away, Jack and Ed or anyone else

YOU SHOULD SPEND NO MORE THAN ONE DAY WRITING YOUR LETTER BEFORE GIVING IT TO A TRUSTED FRIEND OR EMPLOYEE THE NEXT DAY TO PUT IN THE MAIL BOX OF A NEARBY POST OFFICE.

There are only five main things you need to mention in a snail mail letter to me. Any thing else is elective and optional.

1. Who you are - if you are Jack White of the Raconteurs, for example, then say so explicitly.

2. That you do care about me and that we have been in a relationship or that we are friends and/or lovers.

3. That you are wanting to network me into your life.

4. ***If you are not Jack White or Eddie Vedder, please mention that you know them and can confirm they know and love me.

5. And, for anyone looking to be part of the Spago plan (first and foremost involving Jack), you can mention something of the details on your end, which'll inaugurate Networking me into your life in a real-world way.

ELECTIVES 

You can mention something about any longer term snail-mail system that you're setting up if you want, if you are indeed setting up something like that.

But, YOU SHOULD SPEND NO MORE THAN ONE DAY WRITING YOUR LETTER BEFORE GIVING IT TO A TRUSTED FRIEND OR EMPLOYEE THE NEXT DAY TO PUT IN THE MAIL BOX OF A NEARBY POST OFFICE.

YOU SHOULD SPEND NO MORE THAN ONE DAY WRITING YOUR LETTER BEFORE GIVING IT TO A TRUSTED FRIEND OR EMPLOYEE THE NEXT DAY TO PUT IN THE MAIL BOX OF A NEARBY POST OFFICE.

YOU SHOULD SPEND NO MORE THAN ONE DAY WRITING YOUR LETTER BEFORE GIVING IT TO A TRUSTED FRIEND OR EMPLOYEE THE NEXT DAY TO PUT IN THE MAIL BOX OF A NEARBY POST OFFICE.